“Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school!” “The intelligence people seem to be extremely passive and naive!” (We didn’t include all of Trump’s tweets from this morning’s Executive Time. There are MANY MORE!)
President Hamberder Smells is a man who does not read and who seems to get all his foreign policy “knowledge” from Vladimir Putin, and he is telling the intel chiefs HE APPOINTED that they’re idiots who need to go back to school, because they just don’t understand the world bigly and yoogely like he does. After all, as he tells us constantly, he is the smartest person in America, he knows more than the generals, he’s a technology expert, nobody knows more about technology than he does, and also DID YOU KNOW THE F-35 AIRPLANE IS LITERALLY INVISIBLE? AND THAT WHEELS ARE OLDER THAN WALLS?
We don’t need to make jokes about how only the stupidest person alive would say any of these things, because you already know.